I’m no advocate of cancel culture but these two little words pretty much sum up the writer’s antediluvian mindset. There are other clues. Do any of us really care that aged 12 or 13 “after their Christmas lunch, the two girls [one of them being Carrie] disappeared to a nearby churchyard to drink bottles of an alcopop called WKD. On the way back to Florence’s house, no doubt spurred on by a small amount of liquor, ‘they played a game that involved flashing every man over 50 who was walking down the street.’”
Yuck. God no, Michael! Seriously, leave that anecdote out. You can (maybe) keep the one about student Carrie, whose idea of supermarket shopping for household “essentials” once involved her buying nothing more than “300 ice lollies and six bottles of £80 champagne”. But it’s nobody’s business that she had her first kiss at 16.
Then there’s her ex, who cheerfully reveals that Carrie was a handful with quite the temper. “I remember when we went to Kenya she cried because her hair straighteners didn’t work. We were on safari and going to the beach for two weeks. And she had a big strop in Paris once because I wasn’t enjoying myself. I don’t much like the place.” Industry standard, son. I might have set fire to the bed.
The general upshot is that Carrie is an uppity careerist who “wanted to be noticed” and was regarded as “flirtatious” rather than a strategic thinker who had the temerity to attend men’s finals at Wimbledon when she should have been at home worrying about the Tory leadership contest, the witch! She also once stood too close to a male colleague. Whore! And her husband is frightened of her. Bless!
Oh and she’s the malign puppet mistress who’s been working Boris’s strings this entire time, in which case Lord A must be terribly impressed by her current statecraft in the Ukraine crisis.
That’s the thing: you can’t castigate a wife for her husband’s bad decisions and then withhold credit for his good ones. That wouldn’t be at all fair on the young lady, would it?
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